Saturday, December 07, 2002
'RINGS Stars...SPEAK OUT: "Have you not read the appendix?" Liv Tyler says, her expressive eyebrows shooting skywards. Full text of Toronto Star article....From a recent interview with John Rhys-Davies concerning his role as both Gimli and the voice of Treebeard: "I have a memory of two men staggering up a mountain with a hamper between them carrying my costume and another two men with my armor, a woman staggering up the hill with a 12-14 lb helmet and another woman staggering up a hill with these damn big boots which weighed another 8 or 10 lbs. Then they all put it on me and Peter Jackson says, "run up there!" (LOL!) Mr Rhys-Davies then states: LOTR is one of the great masterpieces of film. I believe that when people see these three films together, it will be an epic masterpiece on a scale that I've not seen in my lifetime. I hope the Academy doesn't ignore Peter Jackson and ignore best film (for TTT) because filmmaking on this scale doesn't happen. It just doesn't happen. You've got something like 22 leading characters in such an extraordinary production that it is extraordinary for one man to be able to hold it all together and do justice to a film this complex. Peter Jackson is going to be recognized as one of the very great/finest film directors we've had." His concluding remarks: "The extraordinary thing is the film has such a resonance. Tolkien was a captain in the British army in WWI. On the first day in one of the first battles, the British army lost 20,000 men, and probably three to four times that amount wounded. You don't come through that furnace without having "new" views and values and a determination that you better be fighting for something worthwhile. Tolkien knew what he was fighting for -- he was fighting for civilization. The First World War was called the Great war for Civilization. Tolkien knows there are times when civilizations are challenged and if you don't stand up and fight, you'll lose your civilization. The same challenge could be said of our civilization today and if we value it, we better find our most humane and compassionate and yet determined way of preserving it." There is no eschewal of profundity (to borrow Joyce's term) in these convictions -- either on the part of Tolkien, Jackson, or Rhys-Davies.
NEW "TWO-TOWERS" REVIEWS Screen International's Mike Goodridge reports that The Two Towers is a "sumptuous production" proving that PJ, "for all his skills of imaginativeness & inventiveness,...is most of all a disciplined cinematic storyteller." Goodridge predicts that this "thrilling, muscular" motion picture will become a "potent" boxoffice smash -- at least as lucrative as Fellowship. Roger Friedman at FoxNews, maintains that "the real success of The Two Towers comes not from the story...[but from] the camaraderie among the characters and the actors. It's a very human movie after all." Slant Magazine's Ed Gonzalez writes : "The film’s greatest strength is how Jackson brings to life the haunting conflict between Gollum and Smeagol. Jackson evokes the split between personalities most fabulously with a tree bisecting the film's frame." Mr. Gonzalez indicates, on the flaw side, that "everything less than stellar about the first film has been magnified." Rest assured, patient reader/viewer, that any perceived lapses in structure will be rectified in the Special-Extended DVD version!
Friday, December 06, 2002
Here is the most preposterously self-aggrandizing CV that I've ever glanced through...Quite apparently, Latin-mottoed Mr. Raskin must have been switched unrespondingly into sleep mode during the evening at the synagogue when the Rabbi elucidated the text, "Let another man praise thee and not thine own lips." (Not likely quoting the KJV, of course.) Nor has he taken heed to Simone Weil's astute reproof: "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his cell." There might be analogies with other "arts" -- if I dared venture to offer a form/content distinction....
TECHNOLOGY NEWS Federal agents raid a Boston-area software company in terrorism investigation... "Smart-airbag" rollout debated...Direct digital-to-print format proposed
...Adaptec transforms Hi8 & VHS Video into DVD
CRITICAL SUPREMACY ENCAPSULATED
Last winter, I grouped assembled excerpts of some of the most
shining examples of positive, enlightened critical remarks written about
The Lord of the Rings. Originally, I had posted them to one of the Tolkien-oriented Newsgroups....
"The discovery of that book and the world to which
it gave entrance was as profoundly exciting and as joyous an experience
as had been the discovery of the world of Alice." -- Dr. John Grassi (Oxford
don)
"Here are beauties which pierce like swords or burn
like cold iron; here is a book that will break your heart....It is good
beyond hope." (C.S. Lewis)
"Tolkien is a born story-teller.) (GUARDIAN)
"One of the best wonder-tales ever written -- and
one of the best-written." (BOSTON HERALD TRAVELLER)
"Tolkien succeeded more completely than any previous
writer in this genre in using the traditional properties of the Quest,
the heroic journey, the Numinous Object...satisfying our sense of historical
and social reality. In this aspect, Tolkien succeeded where Milton
failed." (W. H. AUDEN)
"A comprehensive countermyth to the story of the twentienth
century." (INDEPENDENT)
"Among the greatest workd of imaginative fiction of
the 20th century." (SUNDAY TELEGRAPH)
"A compelling grandeur of vision, a searing inventiveness
and a depth of humanity give it a rare and rewarding greatness."
(SUNDAY TIMES)
"A story magnificently told with every kind of colour
and movement and greatness."(NEW STATESMAN)
"An extraordinary, a distinguished piece of work."
(NY HERALD TRIBUNE)
"No fiction I have read in the last five years has
given me more joy than Lord of the Rings. (Auden: NY TIMES BOOK REVIEW)
"It is an extraordinary work -- pure excitement, unencumbered
narrative, moral warmth, bare-faced rejoicing in Beauty, but excitement
most of all."(Donald Barr: NY TIMES BOOK REVIEW)
"At times rising to the greatness of true myth."
(FINANCIAL TIMES)
"The incredible imagination of Tolkien." (SUNDAY
TELEGRAPH)
"Mythic grandeur." (SUNDAY TIMES BOOK REVIEW)
"It deals with a stupendous theme....As the story
goes on, the world of the Ring grows more vast and mysterious and crowded
with curious figures horrible, delightful, or comic. The story itself
is superb." (THE OBSERVER)
"Tolkien's trilogy is fantasy, but it stems of course
from his own experiences and beliefs. He shuns satire as frivolous
and allegory as tendentious. His preparation is immersion in Welsh,
Norse, Gelic, Scandinavian, and German folklore....There are very few works
of genius in recent literature. This is one." (Michael Straight:
NEW REPUBLIC)
"How, given little over half a century, did one man
become the creative equivalent of a people?" (THE GUARDIAN)
"The English-speaking world is divided into those
who have read The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings and
those who are going to read them."(SUNDAY TIMES)
Here are some additional, high-impact responses excerpted from reviewers
of LotR, the work which Barr compared in stature to Beowulf, the
Anglo-Saxon epic about a legendary hero's struggles for humanity in a
savage world; C.S. Lewis to Orlando Furioso; Auden to The Thirty-Nine
Steps, and, in several aspects, to Paradise Lost. Lewis posited that
"no imaginary world has been projected which is at once so multifarious
and so true." (Professor Lewis's comprehension of myth, fable, and
legend, and their distintions from real historical narratives was
authoritative and profound in both academia and popular writings.)
"Everything that Prof. Tolkien writes is full of meat, worth reading and
re-reading, and beautifully written." (FOLKLORE)
"Most modern fantasy only rearranges the furniture in Tolkien's attic."
(Terry Pratchett)
"Almost no work of modern fantasy has been published that wasn't in some
way a dialogue with LotR. It's a template for the genre." (Robin Wayne
Bailey)
"A scrubbed morning world, and a ringing nightmare world...especially
sunlit, and shadowed by perils very fundamental, of a peculiarly
uncompounded darkness."
(Donald Barr)
"At once allegory, a heroic romance, a moral mythology, a fairy tale, a
repository of elf-lore, a fascinating language game, and, above all, an
engrossing adventure story." (Arthur Zeiger; City College, Univ. of NY)
"The sadness, bittersweetness, darkness, light, glory, mystery, and
grandeur appeal to me. Similarly, the breadth and depth, the
authenticity, the nobility, and overall, the wonder and 'northernness.'"
(Torontonian artist Ted Nasmith)
Tolkien succeeded in creating a world which exists beyond the scope of
his own narrative. By establishing such a powerfully imagined
landscape, and firm foundations of history and myth, he has mad
Middle-Earth available to all of us for our own imaginative
wanderings." [Alan Lee]
"Tolkien is the master of evocation -- his descriptions aer catalysts
for the reader, who summons his own personal pantheon of heroes and
demons to complete the picture." [John Howe]
"The secret of J.R.R. Tolkien's success is that his fantasies are
real....His world exists in our hearts and imaginations." [Michael
Hague]
"Middle-Earth is an amazing, beautiful, and mysterious place; but it is
also sometimes ugly, terrible, and dangerous. There are towering,
snow-capped mountains, beneath which run deep, dark, underground
passageways. There are tangled, airless forests, where strange
creatures lurk in the half-light; and there are woods where the grass
beneath the trees is sweet-smelling and studded with small golden
flowers, shaped like stars. There are high-towered citadels; black,
iron-gated strongholds; towns builts upon lakes, in trees and under
hills; and away in the east, a land of smoke, fire, and sinister
shadows." [Brian Sibley]
"Colours fade, temples crumble, empires fall, but wise words endure."
[Edward Thorndike]
This perception of Calvin Trillin is stunningly descriptive of the vast bulk of literature
published since the release of the Rings in the mid-fifties: "The shelf
life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the
yoghurt."
"TWO TOWERS" WORLD PREMIÈRE Todd McCarthy, Chief Film Critic of Variety, has some reservations about The Two Towers, but said that the film is "in some respects a more impressive film than its well-received predecessor." Calling the film "amply satisfying", he gives a detailed analysis of the story, plot and performances in the review, he said it "was hard to imagine a better version of this material onscreen." He sums up his piece with high praise for the tremendous authenticity of the production, saying, "it is indisputably impressive."
Mike Goodridge of ScreenDaily.com calls the production "sumptuous" and the effects "seamless" in his detailed review of Peter Jackson's epic second chapter...David Hunter writes a glowing rave for the Hollywood Reporter: "One of the greatest achievements in cinema history...A cinematic flood of spectacular proportions."
PJ doesn't want to get involved in campaigning for awards, now or in the future. He said in a recent interview: "Awards and nominations are nice, is what they are. It's very nice to have your peers, other filmmakers, thinking that you did a good job. It's certainly not why you do the job." Moreover, "critics & preview audiences are calling the second Tolkien film adventure even more breath-taking & spectacular than the first." Bravissimo!
Thursday, December 05, 2002
SCIENCE NEWS Conceptually, someone would have figured out special relativity eventually. But general relativity? Without Albert Einstein, we’d still be stumbling in the dark...Engineering a better feline...Hubble makes precise measurement of extrasolar (GI 876b) world's true mass...
Univ-of-Colorado study suggests Mars never had oceans: impact of "immense asteroids" caused planet's surface scarring...(free reg. req'd)
ENTERTAIN ME US debut of The Two Towers is nigh....Andy Serkis hid in New Zealand hills in order to develop sense of Gollum's extreme loneliness...The Warrior deemed "too Indian" for Oscars...CNN's Paula Zahn injures knee skiing in Aspen...
The Los Angeles Daily News film critic freezes "Die Another Day"
Wednesday, December 04, 2002
THE STRANGE, THE BIZARRE, THE UNEXPECTED Well, that was the phrase put into common parlance when the spooky Jack Palance hosted "Ripley's Believe IT or Not." View a 5000-pixel wide Panorama of Tokyo
Next, see a 150-kilogram monstrous Jellyfish
Then view: Kite Aerial Photography
Reference the Prison-Wall Lexicon....You can use this wordlist if you're incarcerated in an American prison -- or just visiting a friendly inmate therein....Also, click on the bottom-of-the-page link, "Glossary of the Low Life" -- everyday we're likely to meet at least one qualifier for the Riff-Raff!
Not Quite the BOOKER or WHITBREAD PRIZE (This is a two-day's belated posting....): LONDON (Reuters) - The winner of Britain's "Bad Sex in Fiction Award 2002" will be named Tuesday, with hunchbacks taking on flamingos for the country's least coveted literary award.
Eleven novelists have been nominated for the 10th annual award which aims to highlight and discourage "crude, tasteless and often perfunctory" sex scenes.
Hollywood actor and writer Ethan Hawke makes the shortlist along with British author Will Self and publisher Nicholas Coleridge.
Jeffrey Eugenides' acclaimed comic epic "Middlesex" boasts one of the most memorable passages, recalling Victor Hugo's tragic creation the "Hunchback of Notre Dame."
It reads: "I brought her up to me. And then my body, like a cathedral, broke out into ringing. The hunchback in the belfry had jumped and was swinging madly on the rope."
Will Self turned to nature for his memorable love scene in "Dorian," a reworking of Oscar Wilde's classic "The Picture of Dorian Gray."
"They were like two flamingos, each attempting to filter the nutriment out of the other with great slurps of their muscular tongues."
Coleridge looked to the stars for his sex scene in "Godchildren."
"This was so wrong, it was all so wrong, but Mary's strength to resist was ebbing away; she was like a tiny meteor drawn into the orbit of some great planet."
Ethan Hawke, who starred in the films "Dead Poets Society" and "Snow Falling on Cedars," set his sex scene from the novel "Ash Wednesday" in a car parked outside a bus station.
"I knew I had reached the moment my life had been waiting for. I was going to be a father and a husband. I spanked her bottom and cranked up the tunes."
Past winners of the awards, organized by the Literary Review magazine, include broadcaster and author Melvyn Bragg, critic and writer A.A. Gill and novelist Sebastian Faulks.
TTT_NEWS-UPDATES Salon.com's review of the Special Extended Version of The Fellowship of the Rings -- written by an admittedly non-aficianado of Tokieniana, who nonetheless is enthralled by the sheer brilliance of Jackson & Co. Albeit, she surely was the best pick-of-the-journalism-pool for scribing this report! Read full text of article.... A Two-Towers FAQ, somewhat generously studded with "spoilers"...And Sir Ian McKellan denies the silly allegation that he smoked MJ in his Gandalf pipe....
THE FINAL FORTNIGHT On Monday, I purchased an "advance" admission ticket for the 18th Dec. 12:00 noon screening of The Two Towers. The picture is scheduled to presented in the cineplex's best theatre: stadium seating, matte-blackened walls & ceiling, top-quality widescreen, and properly analyzed & crossovered Dolby Digital™ Surround Sound.
My best friend & I fully intend to be amongst the first ticketholders to gain admittance, so as to claim our seating in the upper level's central section. We believe that such effort is entirely appropriate to the sense of special occasion accruing to this film's premiere local showing. Some hours later, I will post my delayed onset reaction on this 'Blog -- that is if I can cogitate/formulate/articulate adequately in the afterglow of Cinematic Magnificence, Pt. II. I am nurturing every possible expectation that Bernard Hill (aka Theoden), Karl Urban (aka Eomer), David Wenham (aka Faramir), Andy Serkis (aka Smeagol/Gollum), & Miranda Otto (aka Eowyn) -- plus the actor transformed into Wormtongue -- will lift me (at least for 3 hours) out of the ordinary phenomenal world into the Sublime....
Tuesday, December 03, 2002
IRAQ HEART-ATTACK
Iraqi Officials Admit Trying to Buy Parts for Nuke Rockets (NY Post)
Saddam's Hell-on-Earth Iraq (NY Post)
Wolfowitz seeks Military Coalition from Turkey (Washington Post)
Did Iraq Obtain Soviet Smallpox Strain? (NY Times)
Iraqi Vessel Fires at Kuwaiti Coast Guard Boat (Reuters)
PETER JACKSON re Return of the King
Our beloved director speaks out revealingly about next December's "Return of the King." The concluding line of this article reinforces the anguish of trying to steel our patience: "Another year to wait? It is a cruel world indeed." Amen to that notion, brother.
BOND XX
Yesterday, I went to see the latest Bond movie, "Die Another Day." The botched jumble of its editing makes for a rather tiresome viewing experience. Moreover, the kitschy CGI effects are totally out of place for the high-level funding of a Bond-empire feature. As a testament to the sheer personal & performance quality of Pierce Brosnan, the film probably won't be completely panned by the critics. One does wonder, though, how exactly the Bond Fan Kingdom will position the motion picture in its twenty-title legacy -- other than chronologically, of course. And why is the comedically brilliant John Cleese playing a rather mean-spirited successor to the long-lived 'Q'?! A tad impatient or humorously intolerant, yes, but surely not bitterness.
Jonathan V. Last laments that "Die Another Day" might well be the "worst Bond film ever made..."
Read more....
For the most part, the reviewer in Britain's Empire magazine reacts similarly: "Ironically, that's exactly what is missing - the clarity and expertise to pull off a simple car chase, or exploding military hovercraft, or kung fu fight on a ditching cargo plane. The blunted, hectic editing leaves the film agitated and graceless. The execution is so complex, so riddled with afterthought, it makes a mess of the clean linear lines that made the formula so successful. And CGI this poor is embarrassing." And it zeroes in truthfully -- in justifiable agreement with Sir Elton's recent appraisal: "Let's forget Madonna's cameo, it's as half-witted as her dreadful theme song." Moreover: "You just wish the producers would learn to stop worrying and love their Bond." Also download the "Premiere" page -- especially for images of the exquisite Rosamund Pike.
Read more....
Nevertheless, LightsOut Entertainment, rates the film with its supposedly meaningful 5 gold stars -- saying, without reticence, "this is classic James Bond."
...Read more
Still, a few months after its global theatrical run, it's safely predictable that the franchise will earn many hundreds of Millions, per usual, in licensed gaming software & DVD sales revenue -- as well as network broadcasting fees.
Sunday, December 01, 2002
The WB will air the television special "Return to Middle-earth" this Wednesday, December 4 at 8:00pm (EST). The special, hosted by Michael Rosenbaum, follows the 'life changing adventure shared by the young stars' of Lord of the Rings. In addition to cast interviews there will be an exclusive, world premiere clip from The Two Towers.
Here are the December TV schedules for actors in The Two Towers.
You will need to verify your local broadcast listings.
PROVOCATIVE BOOK REVIEWS
The consumer was king in the Middle Ages, but the King was still the biggest consumer, along with high-living nobles on tax-free incomes...Read reviewer's text.
Freudianism: Max Beerbohm’s crystalline view of it was expressed in ten incisive words: “A tense and peculiar family, the Oedipuses, were they not?”... Read reviewer's text.
Astronomy long ago passed through its amateur phase and went professional. Yet a golden age of amateur astronomy may still lie in the future... Read reviewer's text.
Quick Studies shows a no-man’s land between tabloid gossip and academic treatise: a place where ideas and people collide explosively... Read reviewer's text.
History vogue: labor, class, and race are in, diplomatic history is out. Great Man history? Don’t even think about it. Nevertheless, Biography persists...Read reviewer's text.
Kathryn Hughes selects biographies of lesser-known Victorians...Read reviewer's text.
TAKE TIME FOR 12 THINGS
[I recently received this list of supreme personal standards via e-mail from a sweet friend of mine.]
1 Take time to Work -- it is the price of success.
2 Take time to Think -- it is the source of power.
3 Take time to Play -- it is the secret of youth.
4 Take time to Read -- it is the foundation of knowledge.
5 Take time to Worship -- it is the highway of reverence
and washes the dust of earth
from our eyes.
6 Take time to Help & Enjoy Friends -- it is the source of happiness.
7 Take time to Love -- it is the one sacrament of life.
8 Take time to Dream -- it hitches the soul to the stars.
9 Take time to Laugh -- it is the singing that helps with life's loads.
10 Take time for Beauty -- it is everywhere in nature.
11 Take time for Health -- it is the true wealth and treasure of life.
12 Take time to Plan -- it is the secret of being able to have time
to take time for the first eleven things.
Newly published Viggo Mortensen profile at the London Telegraph. A remark I liked: Viggo says (half-jokingly) "that anybody who had a driving licence in the country [New Zealand] worked on the film." (i.e., The Lord of the Rings) Poet, artist (I was interested to learn that those were his paintings used in the loft scenes in the Douglas/Paltrow movie, A Perfect Murder), photographer, and, of course, modern-day classic-quality actor!
IS STATE OF ISRAEL "ISRAELI-OCCUPIED (PLO) TERRITORY?"
Recently, a blogger (NOT hosted by Blogspot), proclaimed that Israeli settlements in so-called occupied territory was "the root of all evil" in that region of the world. How absurd and how historically unfounded! Such commentators are obviously misinformed -- suffering, in many cases, from a plethora of surmise, conjecture, and hypothesis.
Here are the facts: When a small band of Jews retained their homeland from the Jordan River to the Mediterranean Sea in 1947, they unable to repulse the Arab armies from an incursion that had captured a particular swath of territory west of the Jordan. For 20 years, Jordanian Arab soldiers occupied this territory, which included East Jerusalem. Then came the decisive Six-Day War of 1967, with a victorious Israel sweeping the occupying forces from Israeli land. Alas, at this moment of triumph, the Israelis made a lasting mistake. Instead of outright annexing their recaptured from Jordan (as they did with the Golan Heights to the north, recaptured from Syria), they waffled and left it in political limbo.
This territory became known infamously as the "West Bank," with the Western media complex swallowing the absurd Arab propaganda that it was "Occupied Territory!" Yes, it had been occupied -- from 1948 to 1967 by Jordan. However, Jordan did not annex it; did not make its Arab occupants Jordanian citizens; did not develop the land. All Jordan did was militarily occupy it. What the Jews did in 1967 was regain their land, not confiscate or steal it.
If it is a preposterous proposition to call Kuwait "Kuwaiti-Occupied Iraq," then it is equally preposterous for Arabs to claim a part of Israel, invaded and seized by a maurading Arab army, as "Israeli-Occupied Palestine," after Israel recaptured it.
Does my heart go out to the Palestinian people? Yes! They should have their own independent state. But emphatically not on the West Bank or in East Jerusalem. The psychological perception of the West Bank as "occupied" must be rectified. Once this change has taken effect, then the legal annexation of the West Bank can proceed unhindered. Concurrently, the Gaza Strip should be given independence -- with full UN ratification -- as the Palestinian state. This would entail dismantling the Israel settlements in Gaza and resettling their inhabitants (there are only about 6,500 of them) into Israel proper.
Approximately 1.8 million Palestinians live in the West Bank. As Gaza is only 100 square miles and already has a population density of 8,700 people for each sq. mile, proposing to double or even triple the population might seem highly impractical. Yet the two most prosperous places on Earth, Hong Kong and Singapore, have greater population densities: Singapore is 246 sq. miles with 3.6 million people; its density is over 14,000 people per sq. mile. Hong Kong is 390 square miles with 7.2 million people; its density is over 18,000 per sq. mile.
When given the freedom to operate in a free-market environment, Palestinian businessmen around the world have a proven record of prospering. Surely the Arab world, with its countless billions in oil revenue, can grubstake an independent Palestinian state of Gaza -- and launch it on a path to sustainable economic success.
I believe such a solution for established Palestinian residency had better be achieved soon -- or the brutally violent terrorism will ultimately spread faster that a circuit fire in a pure oxygen environment.
"Once to every man and nation comes
the moment to decide,
In the strife of faith and falsehood,
for the good or evil side."
-- J.R. Lowell